Well...a short one.
It's been quite a while since I've put anything new on NG and I can only assume that the entire user base has been replaced with androids in the time I've been away but HAI GUYZ nonetheless.
So I've always vowed that I'd make at least one cheesy low-budget horror film before the end of my cheesy low-budget life and though I can't finance a whole film by myself (no matter how many children I sell) I've just enough to produce a small proof of concept. Which, if all goes to plan will show to people that I at least know which end of the camera to blow in to.
It's basically a gore-filled horror-comedy-monster-mash in the spirit of The Evil Dead, Fright Night, The Monster Squad and Roadhouse...wait not Roadhouse.
We have masks, puppets (see below), exploding heads and jokes at the expense of homosexual people. Script, locations, actors and crew are at the ready...hope I don't fuck up.
P.S. Here's a nice picture of Heidi Montag in 2018