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Swain Flu

Posted by HappyHarry - May 8th, 2009


I've frequented this site almost every day without fail* for the last decade.

I've had several accounts in that space of time, and I've seen good stuff come and good stuff go. Trends have developed, trends have died out, big deal. No matter what, I consider Newgrounds.com a home from home.

ANYWAY....I've met The Swain in real life and he's fucking lovely. I mean he's really REALLY lovely, He's modest, he's a gentleman, he's a charmer and he's an entertainer. I've also heard from several very reliable sources that Rtil is lovely too. He may play tough online but I hear he's a total puppydog irl and I for one look forward to shaking that li'l paw of his.

So what the fuck guys?

What are lovely people doing slugging it out online?

I'm going to take a wild leap here and assume that Rtil started all this....being the cheeky little scamp he is. He has his opinions as we all do, so he might hate video game parodies and and a few other things, so big deal. I can live with my opinions, I don't need to turn them in to virulent personal insults. For example, I can't believe that cunt Fred has a million subscribers on Youtube, I think it sucks ass that far better artists are left to eat his dust but BIG DEAL. It's just my opinion.

At the end of the day, we're just a bunch of filmmakers hoping beyond hope someone will watch our goofy little animations and get a kick out of it. Why do we gotta squabble huh?

We all know the pain of sitting at a desk for hours upon hours and scratching away at a wacom hoping we might make some adolescent from Milwaukee we've never met giggle at our dumb joke on Newgrounds.com. At the end of the day we're all just that nerdy kid who needed a pen and paper so he could crack a joke. We're not that different from eachother afterall.

Let's all just get together and have one big suckfest.

I love you guys.

Yours,

Happy Harry

P.S. Rtil, you're too talented to waste your time on teasing.

P.P.S. Swain, you're too talented to waste your time on Rtil.

P.P.P.S. LOL I GOT TEH FRUNTPAGE, 2ND TIEM IN A WEEK ZOMG!1

P.P.P.P.S. Vote for Paper Chase by fellow Newgrounder Valerofond. He's the only one who deserves to win.

* Yes, I recognise the irony.


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A shiny penny to the man who can find something Rtil doesn't hate.

Swain knew RTIL's GPA was a 3.4. That's interesting.

Harry its an honour to share an island with you

I'm the only one who makes sense here. :)

Teh Swain is teh most lovely man ever. But MY HEART IS WIT YOU HARRY!

Tehdeass wants your ass.

I say we stop fighting here and all go burn Fred's house down

This is the first sensible thing I've heard. EVER.

The Internet has made many things far easier to do, making enemies is one of them.

Yeah who cares about all this ng melodrama, HOW DO WE KILL THAT CUNTNOZZLE FRED?

Cyanide.

Or perhaps a good ol' fashion throat gouging!!

He should die a very ironic death

Like having his lungs filled with so much helium that they explode

I clicked that Fred kid's link and he fucking assaulted me!

i understand where your coming from and that fred well he looks as if he needs a good kick in the balls to make his voice even higher.

I'm not even going to try and be funny....

I really REALLY hate him...

Yeah, Fred had 100,000 subcscribers within a week of his first video being made.
Can you beleive that? I mean, what the hell is so great about a high pitch voice on a kid trying to be cute or funny?

Rtil doesent hate me..

but a month after saying this, I wouldnt be a surprised to see a "Edufish9 sucks dick collab" featuring the comical antics of Bug and Rtil telling people how dick pudding is a lie and how neil patrick harris is gay

The real question is:

Why worry about the Swain Flu, when we should really be concerned about SWAIN1-N1 VIRUS.

Damn Egyptians killing those Swains.

Wouldn't it just be so hackin' funny if someone just hacked Fred to bits with a massive axe or something.

He's hackin'

and wackin'

and smackin'

I'm actually arranging a brawl outside the Newgrounds booth this Comic-Con. You can place your bets now. In the heavy weight division we have Krinkles vs The Swain, followed by Egoraptor vs Tomamoto.

Next up we have the medium weight division, which will be headed by RTIL and Harry. Shortly after we'll be having the light weight division which will consist of myself, Red Mongoose, Kirbopher and Hans.

It'll be a FIGHT night to remember.

I'm putting my money on Rina-Chan!!!

Fred sucks big ol booty ;3

I'll bring the gas, let's go burn down that fucker Fred.

This is what I'm talking about...Newgrounders uniting agains the TRUE evil!

holie shit Fred Looks just like rtl, same bowl cut and fuckin honker.

Also, Peter Tork from teh Monkees...

http://frasesdavida.files.wordpre ss.com/2009/03/peter_tork.jpg

But now we're just stooping to his level....

Youre too fucking happy. i hate you.

Call it a curse...

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