Score: 8

"Sounds familiar..."

submission: Charlie Brownstain Xmas

date: December 5, 2007

You invoked the spirit of the old peanuts cartoons flawlessly but I think that had to do more with sound rather than image.

I hope you paid your voice actors well, they made this work big style.

Score: 10

"You're doing God's work!"

submission: You Love This Movie

date: November 20, 2007

I've totally been there guys, I know how it feels (I've also been on frontpage 3 times too because I rules ass) so I'm giving you a tight score.

Also, Boinky dude your package is huge....

Score: 3

"Is Newgrounds dumbing down?"

submission: A Wizard Creates

date: November 19, 2007

Occassionally something lands on the frontpage despite having no jokes, no story, no interesting visual style and no other redeeming features....

There's nothing awful about this short but it strikes me as an excercise in tweened animation and nothing more, this doesn't deserve the attention it's received.

Stick at it though, I don't want to discourage you.

Score: 9

"Slick"

submission: Tacos

date: August 28, 2007

Who gave you permission to have a such a beautiful smooth line and perfect drawings when I muddle through my animations and come out with results like I draw with fucking hooves?

Beautiful trippy stuff man, all my five, yadda yadda....

Score: 10

"Holy Shit!"

submission: Dead Mens' Tale

date: May 22, 2007

This absolutely rocked my cock! Awesome home brewed orchestral score and sweet ass television quality frame by frame animation, the sort of standard which newgrounds should be thankful to showcase, and all by one guy! Deserves a slot on front page and a comic book adaptation, and all my 5

Seriously you guys

Score: 7

"Sweet!"

submission: A Lemon & Karl Christmas

date: December 20, 2006

Really funny, didn't lose my interest one bit, you have talent!

Guy Fawkes didn't wear a top hat though mate...

Score: 7

"Not funny enough"

submission: sheepfleece

date: January 10, 2006

You're getting quite a bashing as far as these recent reviews go but they do all have a point, there is no major problem with the animation (it's pretty static but it has it's own charm) alas the lack of any type of identifiable humour seriously lets this down, can you really not think of anything funnier than deliberately naff puns of well known supehero names??

A Jewish pig though, hehe.....

Score: 10

"Too talented"

submission: Burnt Face Man 5

date: October 25, 2005

Oi Firth, Stop cocking about reading my stupid review and go and make your own TV series or something. You are the funniest flash author probably ever, and I jolly well hope you pack this newgrounds stuff in soon and do something for the bbc, or even itv, or even channel 4, but not life TV or that 'Black people only channel' that I sometimes turn on by mistake.

Seriously though mate, your stuff is fantastic, I really mean it. I know you've been met with a lot of praise and success already with Salad Fingers and the like, but if you continue to produce stuff like this your success will skyrocket, I know it will. I can see big, warm things headed your way in the shape of TV and film (if that's what you want).

I don't know if you read reviews (I'm a big egotistical tart so I always read mine) But I hope you see this, hopefully it's so obnoxiously long that you feel you have to. Anyway I just wanted to let you know how much of a giant bandit I am and how much I love you. I've had some flash abominations of my own engineering on front page recently, check them out if you want, and if you like them, and are heavily sedated maybe I can con you into a collaboration. If not, I can only assume that you're gay.

Thanks

-Happy Harry

Score: 10

"FANTASTIC"

submission: Incompetent Chivalry

date: October 16, 2005

This was just fantastic, really really funnyand quaint. Great voice acting and loveable characters, overall one of the best things I've seen on Newgrounds. The storytelling was fantastic and for what is ultimately a small production felt very epic. Well done mate.

Score: 4

"Sorry guys..."

submission: Ye Peasantly Game

date: October 15, 2005

About the low score, but you've just gone and ripped off peasant quest from homestarrunner